okay so in response to my constant fan mail stating that i need to update...

my new xanga alias will be www.xanga.com/banthetubetop

ill put my update in there...RIP BigPaPaSmurf511

summer is slowly coming to an end and i can honestly say this was the best summer of my life hands down... im only 15 i got alotta life before me and yet i feel like i barely hve any time left...maybe this is cause i know the best years of my life are slowly winding down or mayybe because the greatest summer of my life is almost gone...so heres to sumemr 2005, heres to being being kids while we still can and not taking that for granted, heres to living life while we still have the chance, and heres to the unforgetable memories that we have made and will continue to make

unless its really important and ppl need to know about it...no more updates until i make a new xanga (probably start of school...ill post it here so check back for that)

let it rock
let it roll
let the bible belt come and save my soul
hold on to 16 as long as you can
changes come around real soon make us women and men

im hung over

im wearing my female cousins shirt

and i smell like vomit

any questions?

just to fill you in so your not confused...me and steve are tired and basically high on air right now...and we have established that i am his father and he is my son and we are both a bunch of drunken irishmen...

Steve- I want oreos.
Chris- You thinkin what im thinkin?...ROAD TRIP
Steve- I was thinking the same exact thing.
Chris- Well you know what that means? We're going to Wisconsoin!
Steve- What?!...Why?!
Chris- BECAUSE THEY MAKE THE WORLDS BEST BLOODY CHEESE

Minutes later...

Steve- This sucks.
Chris What? Being alone, being signle, or not having oreos?
Steve- All of the above...BUT IM BLOODY MARRIED
Chris- BLOODY HELL YOU ARE! I'VE BEEN MARRIED 6 BLOODY TIMES AND DIVORCED EVERY TIME AND ABOUT TO GET MARRIED A 7TH THIS WEEKEND!
Steve- AND WE STILL DONT HAVE ANY BLOODY CHEESE EITHER...I WANT ME BLOODY CHEESE AND OREOS BUT THOSE GREEDY BAHSTARDS HAVE BEEN TAKING ALL ME CHESE AND OREOS!!!!!

Minutes later...

Chris- STEVE...I just remembered...when i was just a lad, your gand mummy would take me food shopping with her, and the deli would give me free cheese. Now are you thinkin what im thinkin?
Steve- WISCONSIN?!
Chris- What? No!? I thought we were on the same page here.
Steve- So did I.
Chris- Well, we obviously aren't. We are in completely diffrent books. I'm in Harry Potter, and you are in To Kill A Mocking Bird. I'm saying we go to Giant.
Steve- In Wisconsin!?
Chris- stares at him like hes an idiot.
Steve- Stares back like the Giant being in Wisconsin was a given.
Chris- Yes Steve, in Wisconsin.

Minutes later...

Steve- You have too many bloody hats.
Chris- More than any man should.
Steve- You only wear the corona, cocks, black, and Stanford hat.
Chris- My Texas hat doesnt go with anything, but the other go with almost everything.
Steve- It could go with bloody orange, black, white, tan, beij...
Chris- I dont have any bloody white, tan beij, burgandy, green, pinkle, dirt
Steve- DIRT'S NOT A COLOR! OREO NOW THAT'S A BLOODY COLOR. CHEESE THAT'S A BLOODY COLOR!!!!

Minutes later...

Steve- We hate Wisconsin.
Chris- Except the fact that they make the worlds best bloody cheese.
Steve- That's why we hate them because their cheese is too damn delicious.
Chris- You know who's to blame for this?
Steve- Who?
Chris- Adam West! The bloody bahstard who used to play batman
Steve- Bloody hell i want batmans head on a stick!
Chris Robin too, i bet that bahstard is mixed in it too.
Steve- No, Robin isn't man enough to be mixed into anything except his bloody cock. He doesn't even know if hes gay or not.
Chris- YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!
Steve- No what?
Chris- Elton John is in on it too!
Steve- my god your right...that crock rockin bahstard!
Chris- So here's the plan, we go to an Eagles vs. Packers game and then after the game we go into the Green Bay locker room. Then, we hid ourselves in Bret Farves bag and go home to wisconsin with him to wisconsin and we can get our bloody cheese there.
Steve- THAT BAHSTARD BRET FARVE HAS ALL ME BLOODY CHEESE!
Chris- he keeps it in his cleets during games.
Steve- Here we are with no fuckin cheese and this bahsratd has so much of he that he keeps it in his bloody shoes. Thats bleedin bullshit.
Chris- Reggie White too!
Steve- Y'know...i bet they burried that bahstard with my oreos too!
Chris- Fuckin Adam West...that tricky bahatard!
Steve- I bet he's the one whos's been stealing all me underwears...wearing them, and returning them all sweaty, smelly, stained with semen and poo...I will bloody kill him. No one takes me panties and returns them in that condition. Not even me!
Chris- OMFG STEVE...I JUST REALIZED
Steve- What?
Chris- What is Philadelphia famous for?
Steve- Cheese?
Chris- Close but not quite.
Steve- CHEESE STEAKS!
Chris- YES WE NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS STATE...ITS A BLOODY CONSPIRACY IT IS! AND THAT BAHSTARD REGGIE WHITE PLAYED FOR THE EAGLES!
Steve- everyones in on it except us...

*ALL SAID IN A BRITISH/IRISH/AUSTRALIAN ACCENT*

god i love my late nights with steve!

now i know thats alot to read but it will be worht it lol...have fun

vacation...could of been ALOT better...nuff said

but if you called, txted, or imd me while i was away thanky ou alot i appricated it immensly

new song- somebody hates me by reel big fish...but anyway now that im home im a little tired and i gotta go back to work this week so thats never a highlight but im off monday and probably a couple of other days this week so im happy about that...goin bowling monday with taylor and a bunch of other ppl i guess so that should be a blast so i cant wait for that so if you arent going and you wanna just gimme a call and im sure  we could work something out

and a special thanks to ginger christian for getting me a shirt while you were in montana...cant wait to see the look on your face when i give you the one i picked up for you....itll look like a mixture of the following faces>>> (if you can put thyem all togather and imagine that..???)

MONDAY NIGHT RAW- gotta watch that shit tomorrow to look for my hero with a sign that reads "Chris Whitehair is my HERO"